Ha! Anyone who knows me knows that this is not my first opinion. I do not sit on the fence once I’ve decided what I think. It’s deciding what I think that is the problem.
Anyway, my first opinion on this web site is that I hate the word blog. Just the word, not the idea of one.
Blog sounds like the past tense of booger. Or, it sounds like, “If I eat another cookie, I’m going to blog.” Or, “I haven’t had coffee today so I feel all bloggy.” I could go on. Ugly word.
How about this? BLOG stands for “Bound to be Logic-free, Opinionated Garbage.”
Or here’s a limerick:
There once was an innocent blog
That became like the vomit of dog
It started out wired
but became very tired
And disappeared into the fog.
I don’t want this set of memoirs and opinions to do that – disappear into the fog, or become tired. I think the only way to do that is to stay honest. And, there’s the rub.